Tonight's entertainment news
On the radio this evening, i heard that Paris Hilton had been cut off from her inheritance. Delighted, but suspicious, I came home and went looking for citations. It was easy to find a few, but none of them seemed credible. Between not finding it on any of the more mainstream news sources and a few (still sketchy) sources saying the story was bunk, I'm willing to call the whole thing off. In my search, though, I also stumbled across a few other amusing entertainment news items:
- Danica "Winnie" "I Showed My Boobs In Stuff Magazine" McKellar is coming out with a book to encourage girls to learn math. Which is fair, I guess, since besides showing off her boobs in Stuff, she was also a math major.
- They've already decided to reshoot the pilot episode of "Cavemen". This one's heading for real television greatness, I tell you.
- Paris is, on the other hand, going to be in a Sci-Fi Thriller rock musical. Which is fair, I guess, since in addition to being a wealthy tramp, she is also living in a world that is not our own.
- I found this version of Wonderwall in my Richard Cheese folder, but it's clearly not him. I am as yet undecided if it's the Paul Anka version, or the The Mike Flowers Pops version. Knowing nothing of either one, I can't really say. Anyone recognize it?
- Meanwhile, Rupert Murdoch is waiting for the i's to dot and the t's to cross before he acquires Dow Jones. I am uncertain why, but this prospect gives me the screaming heebie jeebies.
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(By the way, I'll be surprised if the show makes it 4 episodes.)
I'm not a Paris fan either, and was telling everybody I know about the inheritance thing. Our "Sharing a Brain" thing can be creepy at time. Can you speak Parseltongue, because that could mean...