And brought these savage invaders to our shores:
There were two people who really struck me, though: Liz Phair and Meredith Brooks. In spite of really liking "Double Dutch" and "Fuck and Run" (right, above), Liz Phair has never been on the top of my list of favorite alumnae. She hadn't been gone long when I arrived at Oberlin, and Exile in Guyville was already a sort of critical darling. As such, through the local gossip machine, it was easy to overhear things about where she lived, what professors she had, etc., and to me it really fit in with the basic trust-fund hippie / LUG set, which I came to despise. Still, I have to admit that it was sort of a surprise to see her mellowed out and much blonder than I remembered her. She was, at the very least, very cynical and bitter, and I respected her somewhat for that. The interview to the right is from A&E, but sort of shows the more subdued, and (I have to admit) somewhat more endearing Liz Phair. In the VH1 special, she wasn't under any pressure to say anything deep or meaningful, so she didn't really come across as anything other than someone who had lost her "edge". I will have to stand corrected.
Anyway, let me move on. Meredith Brooks (clips withheld) went on from "Bitch" to having one of her songs picked as Dr. Phil's theme song. At this point, I basically threw up.
There's not really anything more to add here, except that I'm not getting any advertising money from VH1, but the countdown is probably worth leaving on if you're left to decide between that and reality television.
Alright, I have a song stuck in my head. (Actually, I have several. We watched VH1's Best 100 Songs of the 90s over the weekend, which is basically getting exposed to ten years of earworms in the space of four hours. However, the song in question isn't from that.) So, this song has a sort of Hot Hot Heat or Franz Ferdinand kind of sound to it, and I've only got a fragment of the chorus in my head. It's something like "They come from broken homes / they've got broken bones / they're goin' nowhere on a Saturday night."
Any guesses?
Extra credit: Deliver unto me the Jack Johnson version of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer."
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